【三俗科普小视频】男女自摸,大有不同

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【中英对照文本】

Handy facts about male masturbation

有关男性自慰的”一手”知识

In a 2002 study of undergraduate students, 98% of men said they had, in fact, masturbated,

在2002年对本科生进行的一项调查中,98%的男性承认曾经自慰

and they relieved their stress an average of 12 times a month.

并表示平均每个月要减压泻火12次。

Only 12?!? They’re not trying hard enough.

才12次?!? 他们太不够努”立”了。

Men in a good mood have a memory bias against masturbation.

处于好心情的男性对自慰的记忆会产生偏差。

So they don’t remember as much of their prior wiener slinging.

所以他们记得的撸香肠次数会少一些。

A little batting practice can bombast premature ejaculation.

击打小练习有助于对抗早泄。

If you train to last longer on your own,

you’ll go the distance with your partner,

如果你在独自把玩时能练得更加耐久,

那么跟伴侣对垒时也会更能坚持到底,

if you’re into that sort of thing.

如果你喜欢这种事的话。

It is possible for men to orgasm before ejaculation.

男性是可以在射精前就高潮的。

The ancient Egyptians believed that the God, Atum,

created his children by masturbating them into existence.

古埃及人相信阿图姆神

通过打飞机的方式造出了他的子孙后代。

Rigorous self-congratulating can improve sperm quality

in men with fertility problems

严格的自娱自乐可以帮助有生育问题的男性提高精子质量

Circumcision was used in the 13th century

as a means to curb young boys from spoiling their banana.

在13世纪,割礼被用来

作为一种阻止男孩蹂躏自己香蕉的手段。

Doctors believed it created a mental link between pain and sex that would promote abstinence.

医生认为这样会在疼痛和性之间建立精神联系

以鼓励人们禁欲。

There is an online community of Redditors

who support each other in their efforts

to abstain from jerking off.

Reddit网友建立了一个在线社区

其成员们守望相助,一起禁绝撸管。

They call themselves “Fapstronauts”.

他们自称是“撸航员”。

A man in Sweden was acquitted from

charges of sexual assault from masturbating in public,

because his wrangling wasn’t directed

at any specific person.

瑞典一位

由于当众自慰而被起诉性侵犯的男子被宣判无罪

因为他的小鸟在怒吼时并未对着某个特定的人。

But we still recommend staying behind closed doors…

但我们仍然建议将此项运动留在室内进行…

【中英对照文本】

Arousing Facts about Female Masturbation

有关女性自摸的诱人知识

A 2002 study of undergraduate students reported

44% of women admitted to masturbating

with an average of 4.7 times a month.

2002年对本科生进行的一项调查显示,

44%的女性承认自慰

频率为平均每个月4.7次。

Saliva used as lubricant can disrupt the balance of vaginal bacteria, increasing the risk of yeast infections.

用唾液充当润滑剂会搅乱阴道细菌的平衡,

增加酵母菌感染的风险。

Doctors used to pleasure women as a way to treat hysteria.

过去,医生把抚慰女性作为治疗歇斯底里症的方法。

The vibrator was invented to keep doctors’ hands from getting tired.

人们发明出按摩棒以防医生的手累到抽筋。

Women with higher levels of testosterone

have a greater interest in masturbation.

睾丸酮高的女性对自慰兴趣更浓。

In Japan, it’s illegal to manufacture sex toys that look like penises, which led to the invention of the rabbit vibrator.

在日本,生产阳物形状的情趣玩具是违法的,

这导致了小兔按摩棒的发明。

Humans aren’t the only ones who masturbate.

人类并非唯一会自慰的动物。

Horses rub up against posts.

马会蹭柱子。

Female bird will lift her tail up

and rub her cloaca on an object.

雌鸟会翘起尾巴

用泄殖腔在物体上摩擦。

Female apes and monkeys use sticks for pleasure.

雌猿和雌猴会用棍子来解痒。

Good news!

好消息!

Masturbation can help relieve menstrual cramps.

自慰可以减轻痛经。

There are three types of female orgasms:

女性高潮共有三种:

clitoral, vaginal, and combination (clitoral & vaginal).

阴蒂高潮,阴道高潮,和混合高潮(阴蒂加阴道)。

On average, the male orgasm lasts for six seconds.

男性的高潮平均可持续6秒钟。

The average female orgasm lasts for 20 seconds.

而女性的高潮平均可持续20秒。

You go, girl!

妹子好样的!

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