一首百搭的英文经典浪漫情诗╭(╯3╰)╮

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《破产姐妹》里Max曾有一句台词说:Hey, you want a poem? Roses are red, violets are blue, get a job!

这里的梗来自英文中流传已久脍炙人口的打油情诗。原版是「Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Sugar is sweet/ And so are you」

多年来,这首情诗被有才华的淫民群众演(e)绎(gao)成各种版本,如「Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ I’m in bed / Waiting for you」

:”you”读作”[ju:]”,而非”右!”。所以”you”跟blue/two等词押韵,而不是跟blow/no押韵。

深情表白版本:

Roses are red violets are blue, You’ve made all my dreams come true!

Roses are red violets are blue, You know I’ve got my eyes on you!

Roses are red violets are blue I feel so lost without you!

Roses are red violets are blue, I just wanna hook up with you!

Roses are red violets are blue, These lips can’t wait to be kissing you!

Roses are red violets are blue, I’d do anything to be with you!

Roses are red violets are blue, I’ve never met anyone as hot as you!

Roses are red violets are blue, I never knew love until I found you!

Roses are red violets are blue, there’s only one way to say this, I love you.

Roses are red violets are blue, I’m going to bed would you like to come too?

Roses are red violets are blue, Ain’t never gonna love no-one more than you!

Roses are red violets are blue, I don’t want to spend a day without you!

Roses are red violets are blue, I don’t really care but I love you!

跟你丫死磕版:

永远单身版:

屌丝撸者版:

犀利吐槽版:

内涵吐槽版:

毒舌吐槽版:

恶毒诅咒版:

粗暴骂街版:

黯然神伤&三俗黄暴版:

挨踢码农版:

就是不爽版:

蛇精病版:

不押韵版:

浑身难受版:

【Bonus】:

Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but you're so gay. 

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest, as flat as your back?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave your mom a dollar and she sucked me too!
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