三俗字母表

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【三俗字母表】 [作者Alex Metro]

Asshole

Boobies

Cumshot

Deepthroat

ED

Furry

Golden Shower

Hermaphrodite

Infection

Jacket

Kinky

Love Handles

Muff

Necrophiliac/

O-face

Pubes

Queef

Rear-entry

Slutty

Tongue

Underpants

Vibrator

Whipped Cream

XXX

Yank Job

Zipper

A is for ASSHOLE: 菊花。

B is for BOOBIES: 咪咪。

C is for CUMSHOT: 身寸米青。

D is for DEEPTHROAT: 深喉。

E is for ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION: 不举。

F is for FURRY: 毛茸茸星人。(指有装扮成毛茸茸的动物之癖好的人) 下面有两个例子:

G is for GOLDEN SHOWER: 黄金淋浴(尿淋浴)。

H is for HERMAPHRODITE: 双性人/不男不女。

I is for INFECTION: 感染。

J is for JACKET: 保险套。

K is for KINKY: 重口,变态玩法。

L is for LOVE HANDLES: 腰侧赘肉。(不懂请看图)

M is for MUFF: 小穴。

N is for NECROPHILIAC: 恋尸的。

O is for O-FACE: 高潮脸。(O是orgasm)

P is for PUBES: 阴毛。(pubic hair的简称)

Q is for QUEEF: 阴屁。(参见南方公园)

R is for REAR-ENTRY: 后入式。

S is for SLUTTY: 放荡。

T is for TONGUE: 舌功,口爆。

U is for UNDERPANTS: 小内内。

V is for VIBRATOR: 按摩棒。

W is for WHIPPED CREAM: 发泡鲜奶油。(可涂抹于任何部位,增添情趣)

XXX is for SMUT RATING: 三俗,限制级。

Y is for YANK JOB: 撸管。(yank跟jerk的意思接近,所以从此以后无法直视Yankee这个词了…)

Z is for ZIPPER: 拉链。

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